I hate this kind of cafe!
A young man in passing Nuruyama Nuruo (Age 23)
Why the hell are you so late!? You don't have enough ambition to be a soldier!
I'm sorry!
I hate this kind of cafe
Scolded the moment he arrives.
Um...
Today's menu is canned lamb, three biscuits, soup, and their sides! That's all!
Remember it well!
Yes!
The menu is given verbally.
I hate this kind of cafe
Fifteen minutes to eat. If you're not done by then, you have to do ten more squats.
Roger.
I hate this kind of cafe
There are time limits.
That was good.
Stay strong, wherever you're assigned to.
I know you'll do fine.
Sir...
Leaving for home ends up like an eternal parting.
I hate this kind of cafe
How are you, Japan?
Germany and I are on the African front now.
My brother, who brought it up in the first place, said
"Well, I'll be returning to my country."
and left.
England shoots as soon as he sees me. It's really dangerous and I wanna cry.
Italy.
Man, we sure retreated a lot today.
England's so merciless.
You're saying this as if it's a good thing.
Anyway, let me give you a rundown of the situation.
Facing our force of 250,000...
is a combined British-American Allied army of 480,000.
That's a lot.
Thanks for helping me anyway.
I wouldn't have dreamed you'd send out an SOS because you couldn't tie your shoes.
But I'm gonna try my best tomorrow!
It's nice to try, but don't overdo it.
Germany!
Look, it's a shooting star!
I wish that England will have a headache and go home.
What are you doing?
Didn't you know?
If you wish on a shooting star, it'll come true!
You're acting like a kid again.
There's no way he'd go home because of a headache!
Come on, go to sleep so you can be ready for tomorrow.
How about you?
If I sleep, who's going to keep watch?
Oh, right.
All right, wake me up when it's time to switch.
Goodnight, Germany.
Sure, sure. Goodnight.
Man, he's such a pain.
Another one?
I wish that Italy stops being a crybaby.
I wish that Italy stops being so crazy about pasta he eats it wherever he goes.
After that, I wish that he wouldn't eat so much gelato he gets sick.
And I wish that Italy starts making normal hand grenades.
Oh, and I hope Italy's big brother stops picking fights.
No way, I can't do that much!
So, therefore...
Tomorrow, we'll commence an all-out assault on them.
We've got them beat by sheer numbers.
What's that, England!? You look kinda cool!
The next day...
England has a headache, and returned to his country!
I hate this kind of cafe!
Recently dumped by his girlfriend Pokota Pokozou (Age 21)
Are you a customer?
A customer!
It's been so long! This just made my day! Enjoy your stay, all right?
With the economy like it is, I haven't had a customer in years!
Well, that's going a little too far, but...
I made this T-shirt! Isn't it cool?
I have a lot of confidence in it. Didn't you hear about what the King of Spain said?
"Shut up." - The King of Spain
It fits you so well!
["I want to show it to the President of Venezuela too!"] In November of 2007, Spain's King Carlos told Venezuelan President Chavez, who had previously insulted Spain's former PM, to "Shut up!". Eight months later, the two had reconciled, but King Carlos gave President Chavez a T-shirt reading "Shut up!. By the way, I think this kind of T-shirt would sell really well if we merchandised it.
I want to show it to the President of Venezuela too!
If I were a girl, I'd want to ask you out!
Oh, right, I'll go start some coffee.
Hold on a second.
Since no customers have been coming, I don't have anything but the instant coffee I keep for myself.
Fine, whatever.
Hey hey papa, give me wine!
Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
I can't forget that taste
of the bolognese I ate before!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hetalia!
Ah, a fabulous world,
that can be seen with a paintbrush.
Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia